Steinbrenner Dead. Nation Rejoices.

He's dead. Yes I did.

Well, George Steinbrenner is dead.  May the Devil sodomize him slowly, yet powerfully.  Now, The Drizzle is a Red Sox fan, but I’m not really a big Yankee-Hater.  Like everyone, I look forward to seeing them come up on the schedule, but there isn’t really the pure hatred that I see in the hearts of others.  As I listen to WEEI, Dale Arnold is saying that he is saddened by the loss of Steinbrenner, and I’m sure most of Red Sox Nation will echo those regards.  But I know that is a lot of bullshit.  You were all secretly loving the fact that Georgie was sitting down in Florida, laying down on a vibrating lady bug that his sons found in The Weekly Special.  That’s why you have your boy, The Drizzle.  I will say all of the things you are too much of a pussy to say yourself.  You’re welcome, children.

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Dear Bill,

The Mona Lisa

Mr Belichick, we have enough tight ends (ROFL)

Simple post.  Ladainian Tomlinson and Brian Westbrook are now available.  I do not claim to be a football expert, but please pick up one of these f*&%$in’ douchebags.  I know they are probably past their prime, and riddled with injuries, but another year with Maroney as the featured back will surely end in Moss receiving a pass with Brady’s detached arm landing in 81’s arms…ball in hand of course…