Drizzle and Staker here.
It’s 1:34 in the morning and Rick Ross is on Jimmy Fallon. We would like to introduce you to someone who is far superior to Rick Ross and Jimmy Fallon. His name is Nacko Ball. He is not from Southie, but he fulfills our minimum requirement of 1/8th Cherokee. Here is his statement:
Been in NYC for less than a day. I had to pay $8 for a PBR tall boy. Everyone is either a Mets fan or a Yankees fan. It’s like Hell if Hell had great Thai food.