Fun With the Police Blotter Part 1

We here at Sugar Shack Southie have collected a backlog of Police Blotters that we’ve been saving up since we bought this domain name.  We also have an old police scanner handed down from Drizzle’s grandmother from her bussing days.  So be prepared for unedited, hilarious audio clips.  It probably causes testicular cancer, but its all part of the job.  Here is what we have so far…

From The Boston Herald: January 19th, 2010:

A South Boston woman was arrested early Tuesday morning at 149 P St. in South Boston at the Farragut House bar after she allegedly whacked a man in the face with a glass bottle following a conversation, according to cops.  They reported the suspect to be uncooperative, continuing to text on her phone as they tried to speak with her.  Alexandria Donlan was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

(As with 90% of Police Blotters in Southie, The Drizzle and The Staker were present for this crime…as innocent bystanders of course.  We can attest to the fact that she PWND this guy pretty good.)

From Officer Doherty: 1/12/2010:

There was an armed holdup at the Island Store on E. 6th St. by a white female who fled in a GMC Jimmy truck.

(Sounds like a job for Spencer for Hire.  Hmmm…A Southie broad with a GMC Jimmy Truck, a can of hair spray, and a lighter .  That’s like finding a Cantabrigian with a Prius and clove cigarettes.)

There has been an arrest of 3 career criminals involved in a number of B&E’s and handbag thefts. Since this arrest the number of these types of incidents has dropped.

(I like the fact that they call the bad guys “career criminals.”  Only in Southie will you find Don Bosco dropouts that sidestepped the ITT Tech fast track and turned to a career of bashing in car windows and looting Aunt Nellie’s handbag after she had one too many Vodka Gimlets.  The fact that these types of incidents have dropped only proves that they seriously misused their right to one phone call.)

The BPD is looking into  an incident last Saturday when a party bus dropped a group of kids at E. Broadway & N St and a passing police detail subsequently arrested one kid with a 30 pack of beer as he was crossing the park.

(I’m guessing that the police officer heard the following before firing up the flashing blue lights: “Let’s go find a Southie and score some heroin!  I heard it’s fun!)

Officer Doherty once again advised against leaving GPS systems and computers visible in cars as the theft of these is increasing.

(Translation: Are you from Appleton Wisconsin?  Take your shit with you, dude!”)

From City of Boston: 12/31/2009

(This speaks for itself.  Either someone lost it after seeing It’s a Wonderful Life one too many times this year, or someone from Appleton, Wisconsin had a family reunion in Southie over Christmas.)

CC# 090738044 on 12/28/09 3:21AM at 8 Covington St a vehicle fire occurred and 2 vehicles were damaged. Arson Squad Investigating.

CC# 090738060 on 12/28/09 4:50AM at 95 G St a vehicle fire occurred. Arson Squad Investigating.

CC# 090736411 on 12/27/09 12:14AM at F St & Silver St victim reported that a window was smashed.

CC# 090736271 on 12/26/09 9:30AM at F St & Silver St a vehicle was observed with a smashed window.

CC# 090735830 between 12/24/09 11PM & 12/25/09 8AM at F St & W Broadway victim reported that a window was smashed.

CC# 090733818 on 12/24/09 between 4AM & 1:30PM at F St & Silver St victim reported that a window was smashed and a Garmin GPS was stolen.

CC# 090733522 on 12/24/09 between 9:30AM & 11:05AM at 505 E Broadway victim reported that a window was smashed and a handbag was stolen.

CC# 090733832 between 12/23/09 6:30PM & 12/24/09 2:30PM at F St & W Broadway victim reported that a window was damaged.

CC# 090735830 between 12/24/09 11PM & 12/25/09 8AM at F St & W Broadway victim reported that a window was smashed.

CC# 090738284 on 12/28/09 9:20AM at 1306 Columbia Rd victim reported that 5 vehicles had their windows smashed in the private lot.

CC# 090738099 between 12/27/09 6PM & 12/28/09 6AM at I St & E 8th St victim reported that damage was noted to the steering wheel.

CC# 090737984 between 12/27/09 9PM & 12/28/09 2:08AM at H St & E 8th St victim reported that their vehicle was moved from H St & E 7th St and damage was noted to the steering wheel.

CC# 090735508 between 12/25/09 4PM & 12/26/09 10:30AM at Dorchester Ave & Woodward St victim reported that a window was smashed.

CC# 090735835 between 12/25/09 12AM & 12/26/09 10:30AM at 510 Dorchester Ave victim reported that a window was smashed.