The Sunday Paper

Oh shit, velociraptor on a bicycle!

It’s the Sunday Paper!

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This looks surprising at first, but then you remember that nun-hunting is Malta’s national sport.  Boy, do I feel silly now!  Time to buy some nice running shoes, Sister Mary Catherine.

I just want to point out that this was also Yoko Ono’s toilet.  For that reason and others, I’m not sure I would have sprung for it.  If it was David Hasselhoff’s toilet, though… well, that’d be a different story.

No, Arnie!  Don’t go in there!  It’s too dangerous!

Just take a look at this fuckin guy.

This is the only person I can think of who has felt the need to go on television and link the term “social justice” – one of the most positive concepts there is – with fascism.  I shudder to think about what Glenn Beck considers “traditional American values.”  All I can do is hope that if our paths ever cross, I don’t accidentally find myself within rapin’ distance.

Wait, is this the guy?  Did they finally find the dude that sent me all those e-mails?  I got a bone to pick with him.


This may come as a surprise, but the leaderless, philosophy-devoid, irrationally angry “populists” over at the Tea Party aren’t enjoying all this publicity because of the legitimacy of their “movement.”  Turns out two radical billionaire brothers – David and Charles Koch – have been funding all these teabaggin’ operations from the get-go.  Womp womp, grassroots movement fail.

… and he already has more fans than us.  Hey, goat – fuck you!  We’re sending Sully the Southie Turkey out there to kick your ass!