Oh shit, velociraptor on a bicycle!
It’s the Sunday Paper!
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This looks surprising at first, but then you remember that nun-hunting is Malta’s national sport. Boy, do I feel silly now! Time to buy some nice running shoes, Sister Mary Catherine.
I just want to point out that this was also Yoko Ono’s toilet. For that reason and others, I’m not sure I would have sprung for it. If it was David Hasselhoff’s toilet, though… well, that’d be a different story.
No, Arnie! Don’t go in there! It’s too dangerous!
Just take a look at this fuckin guy.
This is the only person I can think of who has felt the need to go on television and link the term “social justice” – one of the most positive concepts there is – with fascism. I shudder to think about what Glenn Beck considers “traditional American values.” All I can do is hope that if our paths ever cross, I don’t accidentally find myself within rapin’ distance.
Wait, is this the guy? Did they finally find the dude that sent me all those e-mails? I got a bone to pick with him.
This may come as a surprise, but the leaderless, philosophy-devoid, irrationally angry “populists” over at the Tea Party aren’t enjoying all this publicity because of the legitimacy of their “movement.” Turns out two radical billionaire brothers – David and Charles Koch – have been funding all these teabaggin’ operations from the get-go. Womp womp, grassroots movement fail.
… and he already has more fans than us. Hey, goat – fuck you! We’re sending Sully the Southie Turkey out there to kick your ass!