Finally have to work with #millennials Every bit as bad as advertised. Can’t wait til life gives them a big punch in the nose.

I practiced with my mom, but the lights were on so it didn’t count. Anyway, pass the Jergens. #LinesThatDontGetYouLaid

I got a hairline like @KingJames! and a prostate like Biggie. I’m up at all hours ready to pee. Y’all feelin me? @midnight #LameJayZBrags

Look out #TheHobbitTickets #PeterPanLive is ruining another #childhood classic for #free !!!!

SPOILER ALERT: Peter Pan grows up to be too busy to see his son’s little league game #PeterPanLive #Hook

So heartwarming to see a solid interracial lesbian relationship on network television. #PeterPanLive #TheCelluloidCloset

It’s funny how #CrimingWhileWhite in #Southie went from illegal gambling & drug trafficking to taking a whisper of nutmeg in your macchiato