Name: The Drizzle
Posts by The Drizzle:
Quadro: Insensitive reference for a handicapped person. #CreateAStupidWord
I wanna brew loose tea all night, and treat my herpes all day. #RuinAClassicRockSong
“This is the day the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad.”
I think Jesus wrote that. But anyway, there are some valid points to that old field holler. God artificially inseminated a woman (much in the same way gay men donate sperm to their lady friends) in order for his only son to be brutally and maliciously murdered some 33 years later.
For this, we should rejoice and be glad. Glad that God decided to wait a few years before offing his son so the abortion issue could remain ambiguous, and provide for decades of drunken entertainment (both with impregnating and arguing with douche bag soccer moms)…and rejoice for it is yet again the time to face the Demons of Christmas Past that haunt us in the form of drunken mothers, abusive ex-girlfriends, and the long-forgotten California Raisins Christmas Special.
Finally have to work with #millennials Every bit as bad as advertised. Can’t wait til life gives them a big punch in the nose.