Name: The Drizzle
Posts by The Drizzle:
Yes. https://t.co/vwi0gtq6rR
September 4th, 2015Yes. twitter.com/bostondotcom/s…
Season 1 of #Deflategate was pretty good. I bet th…
September 3rd, 2015Season 1 of #Deflategate was pretty good. I bet they kill off #Goodell in season 2 by @airsupplymusic
Austin Jackson traded to the @Cubs. Meanwhile Acti…
August 31st, 2015Austin Jackson traded to the @Cubs. Meanwhile Action Jackson patiently awaits the green light for his next film. #getyourstewon
#Thanks #Obama #GOP2016 #Hillary2016 #PublicHealth…
February 12th, 2015#Thanks #Obama #GOP2016 #Hillary2016 #PublicHealthCookies #ThanksForTheMedicare #AlmondMilkConspiracy #DIY vine.co/v/OPq02dpidBM
Gone Wind #MeteorologicalFilms @BenAffleck movie….
December 13th, 2014Gone Wind #MeteorologicalFilms @BenAffleck movie. Not the classic. By classic I mean Gone With The Wind not Phantoms.
Quadro: Insensitive reference for a handicapped pe…
December 12th, 2014Quadro: Insensitive reference for a handicapped person. #CreateAStupidWord
I wanna brew loose tea all night, and treat my her…
December 12th, 2014I wanna brew loose tea all night, and treat my herpes all day. #RuinAClassicRockSong
To only stop their games when they needed somethin…
December 9th, 2014To only stop their games when they needed something was criminal. #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer oops, meant #TortureReport
10 Easy Steps To Fighting Holiday Depression: By A World-Traveling Drizzle
December 9th, 2014My tear-stained Christmas memories…
“This is the day the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad.”
I think Jesus wrote that. But anyway, there are some valid points to that old field holler. God artificially inseminated a woman (much in the same way gay men donate sperm to their lady friends) in order for his only son to be brutally and maliciously murdered some 33 years later.
For this, we should rejoice and be glad. Glad that God decided to wait a few years before offing his son so the abortion issue could remain ambiguous, and provide for decades of drunken entertainment (both with impregnating and arguing with douche bag soccer moms)…and rejoice for it is yet again the time to face the Demons of Christmas Past that haunt us in the form of drunken mothers, abusive ex-girlfriends, and the long-forgotten California Raisins Christmas Special.
Finally have to work with #millennials Every bit…
December 8th, 2014Finally have to work with #millennials Every bit as bad as advertised. Can’t wait til life gives them a big punch in the nose.